Holy shit you look just like my wife except for the eyes, and you're not nearly as tattooed, but wow. Lucky world.
Hi, welcome to the crazy parallel universe wherein weird happens. I'm Cassidy, and I can assure you, it's a great place, and not as weird as a Twilight Zone episode. You know, unless you've got the same face as someone else. Which technically you do, but she and you are easily discernible.