Anyone who doesn't have a place to go tonight can come to Genosha and spend the night celebrating the festival of the Purple Spotted Owl. It's. . . a thing.
But I made five turkeys (including the one inside the goose with the duck, chicken, game hen, and quail inside it), and my house is large enough that anyone wishing to imbibe will not have to portkey home until morning.
Everybody deserves a night with good food and good company.
And if you don't come, happy whatever you're actually celebrating or not celebrating.