You've met Edward. He's all self confidence and self preservation and sex. He's suave and cool. He's aloof and cynical. It's not an act, either. He speaks 13 languages, he can hold his breath for 12 minutes. He doesn't hesitate to sleep with another man's wife, of his shrink. He calls himself The Avenger.
I'm nothing like that. Take everything you know about him, and find the polar opposite, and that's me. Hell, he's left handed and I'm right handed. Left hand is worthless.