One of my uncles likes metal. I've never really listened to it a lot. I'm sure you could teach me a thing or two.
Shortbus is one way of saying it. I think they're just so old they have to invent new, startling ways to embarass me to entertain themselves.
Somehow, you don't look old enough to have a nephew. And mine's short for Cassandra. Technically Cassiel, but my lighter dad's the only one that ever really calls me that, anymore.