Pretty Lady, you aren't mad, but you checked yourself into a madhouse, so your assessment is probably right.
The world is different these days from that which you ever knew, and the memories you've gotten from the one you replaced are not your own. If you ever feel like submerging yourself into modern society, please, don't hesitate to phone [cell phone number] I know of a place that hasn't gotten out of living its old traditions. It's in Austria. Not precisely the world you knew, but close.