I see we have much to teach you about this world you're in now. Don't worry; Harry and I will take care of everything. There's a wonderful invention called "strip clubs" that I know you'll love.
And.... hmm. No, she's not. Not here, at least. Just as Henry's son lives on somehow. Anne Boleyn is married to, well, someone who looks like you as well.
Get your ass out here and we'll explain it. Or use a portkey.