You and Henn and Sable can help me with decorating the place I rent. I'll be getting one of the bigger cabins, in the Swiss Alps. You'll dig this - I already found one that's five bedrooms, huge kitchen, fireplaces in EVERY BEDROOM, as well as a huge one in the living room, just a mile up from my favorite resort. The place isn't as big as your dad's cabin, it's snug, but holy SHIT it's great. Actually?
I'm gunna rent it. Just give me twenty minutes, I already talked to the guy who's renting it out, he said he's willing to pass us down a discount because I explained to him that there's no possible way for his place to get trashed by us. Apparently, he knows somebody else with my particular neuroses so we'll be getting a pity discount.
From the photos, it's got a HUGE back yard. You know what that means. >:D