Yeah that sounds about right. Though I looked it up and it said .. it's just a .. cleaning out various.. orifices.. so I guess it's not just.. up there or whatever. But yeah. Derogatory. It's fun if you put douche with another word that doesn't go with douche, like uh.... douchewaffle.
Tea's good with me. I seriously don't have any social skills either. Oh um. Sure. That works I guess, since.. I don't have my car with me. My poor Petite. I'm [address]