Unless there's another Bill Turner around with a Jack to speak the backhanded praises of. Which given the habit this place has of pulling people in, wouldn't surprise me in the silghtest.
You're one of the ones he's got a charm for, aye? Regular philanthropist my Bill. Smart enough to know who's better off without one though, which I'm sure we all know how to appreciate.
If you're one of those who can drink feel free to come by, I'll break out the good alcohol, and even if you aren't I'm sure we've tales of adventure worth sharing.