As do I! I attempt to build them myself, only they keep exploding. Even the smaller, human-sized robot band prototypes erupt in flames, which does make for a decent light show but not for an acceptable musical stage performance. I haven't quite gotten the process right yet. But when I do, I'll build an army of the giant variety. And go stomping around, smash, vrrr, boom!
My dear fellow, mind control cookies taste like happiness and world domination! My Soldiers would pass them out to civilians to ah, alter their way of thinking, towards the benefit of the Utopian Playland. ...Ah, my Toy Soldiers. How I miss you.