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Tweak says, "No"

Mia Jesbar (miaj) wrote in undertherainbow,
@ 2008-10-22 17:41:00

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Sherlock? You stole all the exciting cases, didn't you. You know when I said I'd be happy with all the boring cases? I take it back. I want good cases again.

I am on the most boring stakeout ever for the most boring case ever, Madrox, and I'm blaming you for letting me take it on. So entertain me.

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	_multiplicity 2008-10-22 06:52 pm UTC (link)
	Hey! Don't blame me. You offered, I'm milking. Which case are you on again? (Reply to this) (Thread)

	miaj 2008-10-22 06:57 pm UTC (link)
	Well, I take back the offer. You should know me better than that. Most boring couple ever with the most boring house, jobs, cars, and routines that make you prefer to hear nails on a chalkboard. Somehow, husband thinks wife is cheating. I suspect she may only be doing something spontaneous out of her routine so her head doesn't combust from boredom. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	_multiplicity 2008-10-22 07:01 pm UTC (link)
	Mmmmm. No. I think your offer still stands. You're still glad you're back. I think you'll be taking boring cases for another week, at least. Oh. That one. How long have you been watching? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

miaj
2008-10-22 07:05 pm UTC (link)

So as long as I'm happy I have to take all the cases you dug from the bottom of the pile? That's such caring, Jamie. I'm so glad I'm working for you again.

She just got back from her weekly trip to the grocery store, which she takes at the same time every week. It's supposed to be another two hours before she leaves to go play cards with her friends. I think husband's a little too obsessed with their routine and she's showing signs of breaking.

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	_multiplicity 2008-10-22 07:13 pm UTC (link)
	You know you missed working under me. Poor woman. Check your mail. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	miaj 2008-10-22 07:22 pm UTC (link)
	Oh, is that what we're calling it now? I was going to use a much different term for what I missed. Jamie, that is honestly the best thing I've seen all day. Possibly all week. You're the best boyfriend ever. ~~If... I can call you that.~~ This definitely earns you a kiss when I get home. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	_multiplicity 2008-10-22 07:30 pm UTC (link)
	I wish I had some pearls to clutch. I meant my comment innocently. I guess it's easy to see where your mind is all day. You're the best girlfriends because you're so easy to please. I'll send you funny videos every day if I can get something out of it. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

miaj
2008-10-22 07:36 pm UTC (link)

Ha! You, innocent? That's the biggest joke ever. With your dupes, your mind's probably in the gutter all day five times over. Honestly, it's hard to keep up with.

Unfortunately, I've seen through your evil plan. If I keep getting boring cases, any video will be funny and you get rewarded when the boring case was half your fault in the first place.

And I'm pretty easy to please when you're so good at... pleasing.

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	Mia _multiplicity 2008-10-22 07:41 pm UTC (link)
	I am wounded by your words. That you would think of me as anything but a pure angel makes me sad inside. Damn, foiled again. I'm going to have to move onto Plan B. Multiple Man, indeed, huh? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

Jamie

miaj
2008-10-22 07:50 pm UTC (link)

Being vortexed out and back into this reality didn't make me forget your porn collection that Anakin "stumbled" onto, Sherlock. Let that make you as sad as you want, but that's not going to get any pity from me.

And what is Plan B? Remember I'll know if you're lying. Or I can just read your mind when I get home.

That name still makes me laugh, but I have to admit it's true. I'm starting to wish you were here right now.

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	Mia _multiplicity 2008-10-22 07:53 pm UTC (link)
	Liking porn doesn't make me a bad person. It makes me normal. Everyone has a porn collection. So that's not evidence for me being a sex fiend. I'm not telling! Just starting to miss me? I'm losing my touch. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

Jamie

miaj
2008-10-22 08:13 pm UTC (link)

I didn't say you were a bad person, Sherlock, just that your mind's constantly in the gutter. Not that I mind that, either, but just letting you know your claims of innocence are lost on me.

I'm sure I can find a way to... convince you to tell me.

I was already missing you before, but now it's a matter of really missing you and my mind is wandering and wondering if my back seat would be big enough.

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	Mia _multiplicity 2008-10-22 08:16 pm UTC (link)
	Oh? And just how are you going to... convince me? We're definitely going to have to find out. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Jamie miaj 2008-10-22 08:20 pm UTC (link)
	I thought I might start by loosening your tie a little and nuzzling your neck in my favorite spot right underneath your jaw. Unless there's somewhere else on your neck you'd rather I pay attention to. We could find out tonight, if you want. Cause there's no way I'm staying here overnight. Client knows his wife's not sneaking out at night anyway. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Mia _multiplicity 2008-10-22 08:22 pm UTC (link)
	No, no. That sounds good. Perfect. Tonight, it is. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Jamie miaj 2008-10-22 08:31 pm UTC (link)
	So then I thought I might take your tie off and start undoing the buttons on your shirt, and taste test little areas of your neck with my tongue and suck lightly on the side of your neck. Is this doing good to convince you yet? I suck at Jedi patience. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Mia _multiplicity 2008-10-22 08:43 pm UTC (link)
	I think I might need a little more convincing, actually. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Jamie miaj 2008-10-22 09:17 pm UTC (link)
	Well, I guess I could try to think of something more... I think I might place some kisses down your chest as I unbutton your shirt, and kiss along your shoulders as I slide your sleeves down your arms. Do you even remember what I'm trying to convince you of? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Mia _multiplicity 2008-10-22 09:26 pm UTC (link)
	No. But I don't think you should stop. Ever. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Jamie miaj 2008-10-22 09:59 pm UTC (link)
	I don't think I ever want to stop. That sound okay? I think your pants should go next. It's taking all my self-control to not drive back to the office right now. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Mia _multiplicity 2008-10-22 10:02 pm UTC (link)
	I think I'm going to be sitting outside waiting for you to get back. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Jamie miaj 2008-10-22 10:09 pm UTC (link)
	I thought you might be upstairs in our room getting ready for where I was going next with my convincing. Or you could just come out to where I am. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Mia _multiplicity 2008-10-22 10:16 pm UTC (link)
	I could do that. How far from the office are you? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Sherlock miaj 2008-10-22 10:22 pm UTC (link)
	I'm out in some suburb. Maybe 15 minutes from the office? You could meet me out here and once I'm done watching the house, it'd save us some time. Maybe someday I'll figure out why I can't stay away from you or keep my hands off you. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Mia _multiplicity 2008-10-22 10:23 pm UTC (link)
	God, I hope you don't figure it out. I'm on my way. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Jamie miaj 2008-10-22 10:28 pm UTC (link)
	Who says even if I figured it out, that I in any way mind that I can't keep my hands off you? Sending you the address. Hope you hurry. I need you. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	compassrose 2008-10-22 11:38 pm UTC (link)
	I might have something more interesting for X-factor to work on. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	miaj 2008-10-22 11:56 pm UTC (link)
	Really? What's that? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	compassrose 2008-10-23 07:57 am UTC (link)
	Our house blew up, and we think Sinister was behind it, because two other Summerses were attacked, and Cable interrogated one of the attackers. Either Sinister's still alive, or he's got more people than the heroes thought he would. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Lorna, right? miaj 2008-10-23 02:21 pm UTC (link)
	Wait, who's Sinister? I'm not from your universe. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Yeah compassrose 2008-10-23 02:23 pm UTC (link)
	Sorry, still kind of shocky and freaking out. He's a villain from our world, evil geneticist, kind of obsessed with Cyclops, and powerful mutant bloodlines in general. He's the one who killed Erik. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Lorna miaj 2008-10-23 02:25 pm UTC (link)
	He killed Erik? Oh, I am definitely interested. I'll see if Jamie's interested in taking it on as an official case. Even if he's not for some reason, I'll help. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Mia compassrose 2008-10-23 02:28 pm UTC (link)
	You knew him? Thank you. But don't endanger your job. The job market is hell these days. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

Lorna

miaj
2008-10-23 02:40 pm UTC (link)

Yeah, I did. I'm good friends with Ed and knew Erik fairly well, he helped me out a couple years ago with something. I'd help out even if I didn't owe him one.

My job? I probably shouldn't be laughing. It isn't about my job. I don't need it. Jamie won't care. I only worry he might think it's too dangerous, but I don't think so. We just haven't had any really interesting cases since I started working here.

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	Mia compassrose 2008-10-23 02:43 pm UTC (link)
	God, I feel so bad for Ed. I wish I knew what to say or do. It's going to be pretty dangerous. I mean, Alex and I barely survived, and the papers say a bunch of people died in the explosion on Samoa. Sure, none of us are exactly heroes, but that's still a pretty high body count for lackeys. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Lorna miaj 2008-10-23 02:47 pm UTC (link)
	She's doing better now. Thank the Force. Do you know her very well? I think I remember hearing about that. I need to go back and look at all the news reports again. I've brought this to Jamie's attention, just gotta wait to see what he says. Either way, I'll be asking for more details later. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Mia compassrose 2008-10-23 02:51 pm UTC (link)
	I'm not super close to her, but she is my friend, and a wonderful person. Kicks my ass at Guitar Hero. Alright. I don't have as many details as Cable does, but I'll help any way I can. Thank you again for looking into this. (Reply to this) (Parent)