Try watching Current TV for a while. That's got more Gore than you can shake a crucifix at.
God's the ultimate multitasker. Multitasking is a refined skill, requiring a deftness of touch and a wisdom beyond ken in order to make sure nothing gets fucked up or neglected in the interim. Multitasking is what's made America's most recent President so great. Just ask Afghanistan. Or Iraq. Or North Korea.