I think I need someone to explain to me the appeal of Halloween. Between the teenagers in masks and the little children running around begging for candy I have a hard time finding any real joy in it. So the little ones are going to be hyper for the next few weeks and the teens will gloat about how they scared so and so badly and the adults will have parties where the punch bowl is spiked and they end up doing things they regret and hate themselves for...