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Tweak says, "eat the meat"

Wanda Maximoff (Marvel comics) (thescarletrip) wrote in undertherainbow,
@ 2008-01-22 23:33:00

Entry tags:

dominic petros, pietro maximoff, wanda maximoff

Father and Anya are coming over to see me. I don't expect you two to behave yourselves so if you want to take off, be my guest. Can someone just please help me downstairs?

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	Dominic/Pietro thescarletrip 2008-01-23 08:10 pm UTC (link)
	That's such a shame, I was going to have you bake a pie. [Dominic] I think later on though after they've left you should wear an apron. And maybe only that. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Wanda / Pietro sevenpointoh 2008-01-23 08:14 pm UTC (link)
	I don't bake. I can cook reasonably easy meals but i by no means bake. Baking's for...housewives and stuff. Which I am not. [Wanda] That would take an awful lot of bribing, Wanda. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Dominic/Pietro thescarletrip 2008-01-23 08:22 pm UTC (link)
	Are you quite sure about that? Not being a housewife and all? You're taking awful good care of me. [Dominic] Name your price. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

Wanda / Pietro

sevenpointoh
2008-01-23 08:30 pm UTC (link)

You are pushing it.

[Wanda]
My price for utterly embarrassing myself? I don't know, I haven't thought out. No cameras, that's for sure.

What are you willing to offer? I'm pretty sure you can't offer me anything that would make this worth it, because first of all you tell Pietro everything. I bet you told him about the pants thing. And if he happened to come home, even if you didn't have a camera, he could easily get one and take a picture by the time I even realized he was home.

I'm thinking this is going to be a...no. I can't see the benefits.

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	Dominic thescarletrip 2008-01-23 08:42 pm UTC (link)
	I don't have to tell Pietro everything. I didn't tell him about the pants as a matter of fact. I can keep my mouth shut. You're really no fun at all. If I wasn't all burned and scarred and ugly, I'd put one on and show you how it's done. I'm not even sure we own an apron though. No one bakes. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Wanda sevenpointoh 2008-01-23 08:50 pm UTC (link)
	That's practically cross-dressing. You do realize the need to try and hold onto some of my dignity? And you are not ugly. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Dominic thescarletrip 2008-01-23 08:58 pm UTC (link)
	It's an apron for god's sake. It doesn't have to be frilly. There's plenty of plain white ones. Besides I'm sure I'd take it off of you before anyone would notice. At the moment I am. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Wanda sevenpointoh 2008-01-23 08:59 pm UTC (link)
	If you're going to take it off what's the point of putting it on? No. Never. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Dominic thescarletrip 2008-01-23 09:01 pm UTC (link)
	It turns me on? Even with pieces of burnt skin? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Wanda sevenpointoh 2008-01-23 09:03 pm UTC (link)
	I guess that's a good reason, but that's a weird fetish. You're not suddenly ugly just because you got hurt. Even...burnt you're more beautiful than most of the women I have ever met. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Dominc thescarletrip 2008-01-23 09:07 pm UTC (link)
	You've no imagination. And you're doing a good job of flattering me. I don't feel very beautiful. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Wanda sevenpointoh 2008-01-23 09:09 pm UTC (link)
	I flunked out of school, what do you expect? I kept hitting the other kids during story time. Come here. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Dominic thescarletrip 2008-01-23 09:11 pm UTC (link)
	School has nothing to do with imagination. .. All right. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Wanda sevenpointoh 2008-01-23 09:18 pm UTC (link)
	Okay, so I hit my head a couple of times. And I'm pretty sure my mother dropped me on my head multiple times as a kid, on purpose. That might have something to do with it. This place could be useful for once and let you see yourself as I see you. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Dominic thescarletrip 2008-01-23 09:20 pm UTC (link)
	I'm totally keeping my mouth shut on that one. You're not dumb, Dominic. Oh? And how is that? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Wanda sevenpointoh 2008-01-23 09:25 pm UTC (link)
	I'm not smart, either. And I'm okay with that. As someone that I don't deserve to know my name. I could get mushier but I'll leave it at that. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Dominic thescarletrip 2008-01-23 09:27 pm UTC (link)
	Now you're just being ridiculous. And that's completely untrue and you know it. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Wanda sevenpointoh 2008-01-23 09:30 pm UTC (link)
	Wanda, no offense, but I'm not sure how well you know me. I know cars and simply first aid mainly from getting my ass kicked so many times, that's about it. Why do you think I never talked to you? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Dominic thescarletrip 2008-01-23 09:43 pm UTC (link)
	You think I know a whole lot more then you? I don't. Being smart is an objective term, it doesn't count just one thing. You've more going for you then a lot of other people have. And you're sane, and never tried to hurt me, that counts for something. At least to me it does. Because Pietro might have killed you? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Wanda sevenpointoh 2008-01-23 09:58 pm UTC (link)
	Fine, I can't change your mind, but you can't change mine. No. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Dominic thescarletrip 2008-01-23 10:01 pm UTC (link)
	Fine. So why do you talk to me now? (Reply to this) (Parent)

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