You never met her. She was hitting on Nat'n's mom the entire time they were over. Dude, it was equal parts disgusting and scary.
You know, my parents ain't that bad, though. Except fer they think my brother's the best thing to ever happen ever. But that's how most parents from where I'm from are like. They love their little babies no matter how fucked up they get and will coddle them forever. But you know, other than that, my dad's pretty cool. He and mom weren't the reason I ran away when I was sixteen or nothing. I can't fault them at all, they just didn't know what to do with me.
Wow, I just rambled, huh? Well, I guess what I'm trying to say is, your parents are way better than any of ours were.