Yeah, but I think of you as an Uncle. I could call you Pops, since when I marry Sable you'll be an in-law. SEE? WHICH IS WORSE?
... I know he is, and now I know why he never mentioned her. If I ever, ever see her in person I'm going to drown her, the cdibet lihdehk ikmo unyhka myga dnumm-pedlr.