SO APPARENTLY THE INTERNET STILL EXISTS! Man, I suck at keeping track of things. Sometimes work and other work, and then random fell-into-it work all get so hectic that I forget to do simple things like get online. Or, you know, sleep. Sleep is fun. I like sleep.
What is going down, my vortex-transplanted brethren? Anyone up for some late night arcade hustling? I bet you kids 20 bucks I can beat any and all of you at Pacman! Except you, deity-types. I know you cheat. Cheater mcCheatypants god-people.
Henny baby, you and me and your mom to be should go get lunch. She knows, pumpkin. No use hiding things from her, she's got eyes not only on the back of her head but pretty much all over the world, too. I love you, pumpkin. You just keep being your shiny dazzly self. No getting into trouble on that island now, you hear?
Hey hot stuff, have I got a surprise for you. Go to the third vault, and then into the vault behind it. Turn left immediately and reach up to the highest shelf you can reach, close to the middle. Then follow the instructions. I love you, beautiful.