InsaneJournal

So, it seems that this crazy mixed-up world has seen fit to make me a trashy gossip columnist.

I'm not entirely sure that I'm cut out for this job. I could use an assistant. The typing I can do, that's easy, it's just the whole gathering information thing that I'm not so good at.

I know things, sure, but that's not the same as knowing things. So, consider this a formal request: Are you a go-getter? Do you like people? Do you like knowing EVERYTHING about EVERYBODY and then plastering it all across the news? If so, just give me a poke here, or give me a call [office phone] we'll schedule an interview or something, however it's done these days.

Added a couple hours later
Uh, so apparently making facts up is alright too, so, I'm also looking for someone who's good at that.