I CAN'T GET THIS MOTHERFUCKING JAR OPEN. I have seriously been sitting here for about twenty minutes trying to get this fucking thing open. I feel like the scrawny little girl that has to go ask her boyfriend to please open the jar for her cause she's too fucking weak. I am this close to just smashing the jar open and getting it out that way.
There are many things to be done without one's hand but this isn't one of them.