Welcome (back), Mr. Ofdensen. I see that my father has already told you about me and my sisters.
I am Teja Wartooth, and I live in Mordhaus currently. You can rest assured that I do not make trouble or get underfoot, and that I am helping as best I can to rebuild your megalithic business and empire. If you ever get a few minutes of down time, I would be honored to speak to you in person.
My sisters, Brenda Annn and Tori Sou live in a house in London; Brenda has a husband and baby son, Cassidy. My half-sister, Glyndaa Marie was here before I arrived, but is no longer here. Skwisgaar's soon-to-be son is here from the future as well, his name is Soren and he's nothing like his father. He's a complete waste of potential and a slacker. He lives with the future version of my sister's son, on an island in the Caribbean. We are all under the protection of our healer, Sadako Yamamura, as she is under the Klokateer oath of Do Anything for Dethklok. That includes, but is not limited to protecting and healing their offspring.
Before you arrived here, there was (presumably) another version of you. He helped Mordland get rebuilt in this world and was working on getting their first actual album out. There is already one Dethklok out in circulation here, called The Dethalbum, which is more like a Greatest Hits album from their first few. He also helped recruit a little over 300 Klokateers, which are currently being trained by miss 359. I have been working with the new recruits as well, teaching them the basics of melee combat.