[Backdated] So I heard something about you getting married.
Well. That's not exactly true.
I was swinging down a street when I heard Jason's voice echo through the canyons. Something about marriage. So I stopped and found him and we discussed it and then it got all violent because I said I wanted to be the one to marry you. In the end, though, Super Tranny won. Mostly because he has super powers. And I figured you'd be sad if I hurt him, so I held back. Also, I'm kinda already married and polygamy is a practice that's frowned upon in this state. And even if we did want to wed, we'd have to move to somewhere that's slightly more gay friendly and that just seems too much of a hassle right now.
So you're getting married. And you haven't even said anything yet. Not that that's a surprise or anything. You'd think all this time with Jason, some of his never-shut-the-fuck-up might have rubbed off on you.
And is this why you beat the snot out of me when we were training? You were all distracted by thoughts of married sex with Jason?