Be proud. It's just one of the many talents you gave me.
I've seen what happens when people fuck with God. It never ends well. Just look at this guy. And that Mary chick didn't even get a call back and ended up sleeping in a stable. I'm a human being. I don't sleep around animals, I dominate them, like you told us to. When my dog Gipper comes to my bedroom at night, I tell him he has to sleep on the floor. Only Gipper has a bad back, so I have to lift him carefully into the middle of my bed and take the floor myself. But he gets the idea.
I'm not a one-night stand kind of guy. I'm in it for the long haul. Just ask Lady Liberty.