So, being people is complicated and requires clothes. As much as I love them and their little black hearts, I really don't trust Jack and Bill to pick my wardrobe for me (sorry guys!)
Which means I need some girl-help, I'm in London, and I've never actually been shopping before, because, see, pirate ships don't wear clothes, we've got sails, but that only works as clothing if you're the little mermaid, which I'm not.
Which is really all a roundabout way of saying: does anybody want to come shopping with me? I'm going to need everyday clothes and a party dress for Friday, there's some gala thing at a pirate museum that Captain Bonney works at, and I've got to go to it.