Today I found out that apparently, I am going to hell.
Well, that should be exciting.
*headdesk* (yes, that is a modern term, and makes sense for my reaction to this Bit of News. As do the capital letters.)
Not, of course, that I *believe* in Hell. Everyone goes to the Otherworld, as far as I am concerned. Still, it is rather annoying to say that someone is damned simply because they use what has been gifted to them by some higher deity than themselves.