Don't knock fatassery. Fatassery has single-buttedly kept this country's exceptional medical insurance providers posting record profits for the last thirty years. And those guys from Queen? Totally into 'em.
I don't like celebrities. They get a few movies under their belt and a few cameras in their faces and then they think they're qualified to build orphanages in Rwanda. Next thing you know, the Terminator will be running for Governor of California.
...what?
Oh.
I guess I missed the memo on that one. That might explain all those Connors moving into my neighborhood lately.