God as a chick? That's absurd. Alanis Morrisette, you're on notice. The Devil, now that I can get down with, because we all know that's Hillary Clinton. She's got the scariest set of crow's feet this side of the Mississippi. Don't get close to those things, kids. They'll hunt you down in your sleep.
I want it stated for the record that I in no way advocate the blowing up of anything, unless it's the blowing up of a country that's not America.