He was clearly just making preparations for my arrival, since he's done such a half-assed job of it so far. That whole Ark of the Covenant deal was a shark-jumping moment. Harrison Ford, you've got a lot to answer for.
So above-average staffing for the TSA, in other words. Security in travel has never felt so much like gambling at a casino in Tijuana. Only with less chance of contracting a serious case of V.D.