I've checked and there aren't any women in the US that have claimed you're the father of their children. The UK will be done by tonight. I guess that's significantly less children then you had before.
You've got two scripts ready to be looked at. The first wants you to play Abraham Lincoln, and the second is about three men stuck on a boat on the Nile in Ancient Egypt.
They both look like shit if you ask me.
Right so, I'm Lela Barnes, and I'm an agent. If anyone was thinking about getting into acting, I'd be happy to take a look at their resume.