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Tweak says, "Accio bananas!"

Cassidy Turner (1stbornextreme) wrote in undertherainbow,
@ 2008-08-30 14:36:00

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cassidy turner, soren skwigelf

Dude. Cannibal Holocaust may still be the most horrible movie ever, but it might have gotten me laid.
You wanna go driving tonight? I was thinking of doing some back road soul searching. I need my brother with me. You pick the music, I pick the route?

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	twiceloved 2008-08-30 03:41 pm UTC (link)
	... seriously? Some girl gets bludgeoned to death with a phallus. How's that - I'm not gonna ask. Congrats! So, you're all sorts of happy and wiggly? OF course I do. I'll bring my iPod. Fiddling with that will keep me from thinking about our impending doom. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	1stbornextreme 2008-08-30 03:44 pm UTC (link)
	It was bad enough to completely ignore is how that works. Yes! Sweet deal. Oh please, I promise we won't go over the speed limit. Tonight's for cruising, not for scaring the piss out of half-Swedes. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	twiceloved 2008-08-30 03:47 pm UTC (link)
	Huh, I'll have to try that. And that movie's one of the finest comedies of the mid-seventies, you hush. Wow. We had really different nights. Good. I'm pretty sure you don't want me peeing in your car. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	1stbornextreme 2008-08-30 03:49 pm UTC (link)
	How'd yours go, anyway? I was hoping you had a good night. Yeah, I just bought it. You'd better not ruin the upholstery. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	twiceloved 2008-08-30 03:52 pm UTC (link)
	Oh, yeah. Got her a couple dozen flowers, rented out the chefs from that Italian place downtown. We had a good talk, and then we cuddled and made out and read poems to each other. ... don't you dare breathe a word of any of that to my father. I'm not going to pee if you don't drive it like you stole it, thanks. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	1stbornextreme 2008-08-30 03:54 pm UTC (link)
	You're ridiculously romantic when you want to be. You've gotta teach me how to do that some time, man. Henn and I made popcorn and had sex, then we took a walk, had more sex, then came home and had... more sex, wow, predictability! You say I speed like it's a bad thing. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	twiceloved 2008-08-30 03:58 pm UTC (link)
	It's not that hard, really. And I like doing it, so it's a win-win thing. And oooh, popcorn sounds good. I do because it is. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	1stbornextreme 2008-08-30 04:02 pm UTC (link)
	I dunno, I just don't think I could really do a good job at the whole romance thing. It really isn't, though. You just freak out because you think my reflexes aren't what they are. Dean taught me to drive, that guy could be a stunt man. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	twiceloved 2008-08-30 04:03 pm UTC (link)
	It's romantic when you do stuff just because. I mean, yeah, I did the stereotypical thing, but that's mostly 'cause she's my first girlfriend in ... oh, ever? Okay, point, but still. Think of the urine. And I'm gonna drink a little extra just to be well armed. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	1stbornextreme 2008-08-30 04:05 pm UTC (link)
	It's been a long time for you, you're right. And hey, thanks for pampering my cousin. I appreciate it. I already told you, princess. I'll be driving the limit. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	twiceloved 2008-08-30 04:07 pm UTC (link)
	I think she liked it. It was nice just to talk about what we're expecting. It makes everything really easy. Why can't all girls be her? And I'll be packing heat. Just sayin'. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	1stbornextreme 2008-08-30 04:08 pm UTC (link)
	Because then I'd have too many cousins. ...Ew. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	twiceloved 2008-08-30 04:11 pm UTC (link)
	True. Hope you don't mind that I'm keeping her. YEAH, THAT'S RIGHT. HEAT. IN MY PANTS. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	1stbornextreme 2008-08-30 04:13 pm UTC (link)
	I hope you do. She'll be good for your ego, you'll be good for hers. Just no knocking her up. Then I'll kill you. You... Are a frightening and twisted individual. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	twiceloved 2008-08-30 04:16 pm UTC (link)
	I wasn't planning on doing it this soon into the relationship, Cass. Yup! You love me! (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	1stbornextreme 2008-08-30 04:16 pm UTC (link)
	I'll kill! KILL~! ♥ (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

twiceloved
2008-08-30 04:17 pm UTC (link)

Oh, you would not.

♥

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	1stbornextreme 2008-08-30 04:18 pm UTC (link)
	... You're right. I wouldn't. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	twiceloved 2008-08-30 04:19 pm UTC (link)
	It's because I make pink hearts. Yup. You'd probably just give me a stern talking to about condoms. Which you know I already use obsessively. So neiner. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	1stbornextreme 2008-08-30 04:20 pm UTC (link)
	And because you're the only person who can put up with me. ... oh. Fuck. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	twiceloved 2008-08-30 04:21 pm UTC (link)
	That's very true. What oh fuck? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	1stbornextreme 2008-08-30 04:23 pm UTC (link)
	I um. Yeah, heat of the moment sorta thing? Well, I know I'm clean, and well, there's no problem with the whole. Thing. You know. Uh. Shit, shit shit shit shit. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	twiceloved 2008-08-30 04:23 pm UTC (link)
	Dude, just breathe. Y'want Healerchick to look at her? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	1stbornextreme 2008-08-30 04:25 pm UTC (link)
	Fuck. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	twiceloved 2008-08-30 04:26 pm UTC (link)
	Dude. Breathe. It'll be okay. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	1stbornextreme 2008-08-30 04:27 pm UTC (link)
	Yeah. Yeah I know. But.. Yeah. Shit. Yeah, we should go do that driving thing now. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	twiceloved 2008-08-30 04:29 pm UTC (link)
	I'll get ready. Meet you downstairs in ten? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	1stbornextreme 2008-08-30 04:30 pm UTC (link)
	yeah. Panicking will be done by then. (Reply to this) (Parent)