I think it's entirely possible Marnie didn't give her a middle name cuz she knew I'd want to.
I got two middle names cuz I was raised Catholic.
Um, there's this play by Oscar Wilde, it's called "The Importance of Being Ernest" and it's about a couple of guys who pretend to be named Ernest so they can get girls, only the girls almost find them out so the guys try to get christened to change their names.