Stimulants aren't working. Distractions are barely working. Hm. This is not good.
[Klokateers] Many of you are at Mordhaus proper, and it would be stupid to call you all in for a meeting, so listen up. I'm keeping score on how often each of you pass out. End of the week, the lucky loser gets their punishment. Some of you know already that this means wearing this ugly-ass hat:
For one week, then you'll pass it on to the next dunce. If you're scheduled to work Master Skwisgaar and Miss Lulu's wedding, obviously you can't wear it then. I'd love to skip the humiliation and just beat this out of all of you but we all know what happens. 6, so far you're this week's champ so watch your back. You have a day to clean up your act. 102, 84, 4, 19, 28: you guys have the lowest tally so I'm arming you with these. Your new job until further notice is to make rounds and keep everyone else up. Shove it in their noses and make em sneeze, make them choke on it, whatever you gotta do, just keep it as nonviolent as possible.
[Zillah]Thanks. I really needed that.
[Doc] Are you going to be available sometime uh... soon? I should make an appointment before this gets.. bad.