Ohhh. Right. Newbie, not sleeper. Hang on, I speak a little stoner.
Okay so like, there's this fuckin tornado, right? And it's all like woooosssshhhhh...fwoom!, and you're all like whoa! And then you're somewhere but it's totally not where you were, yeah? So in your wallet? you get a new ID like some fuckin witness protection shit but be cool cause it ain't the pigs or the feds doing it. You get a whole new life and usually the powers that be hook it up like dank style, so scope out the address on the new card. You don't gotta live the life, you can bail at any time and do somethin' else.
But here's the trippy shit- you're in another dimension man, it's cosmic, kinda like on Sliders, you ever watch that show? It's old, it's got that dude from the movie with the talking roaches, whatshisfuck, Jerry O'Connell. Oh yeah, anyway, alternate dimension. There's no way home. This [link] does an okay job of explaining it, but keep your Visine close or put on shades or someshit cause it's like all harsh and bright.
Anyway bro, after you process you're probably going to need something heavy to handle it all. I'm feeling generous and harmless and I'd be willing to puff you down or whatever.