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Tweak says, "your mom goes to college"

Louis Rogan (hidetheporn) wrote in undertherainbow,
@ 2008-08-23 18:30:00

Entry tags:

alex rogan, louis rogan

My life has apparently decided that it needs to be superweird.

First, I'm a month from graduating high school, and Mom's got this new boyfriend. Which is alright, honestly. She needed something to cheer her up after all the bullshit.

Why do I say needed, you ask? Because I don't know if she's alive or not. Because there was this tornado (in Northern California, no less), and now I'm here.

You know what happens when a tornado hits a trailer park? BAD SHIT.

Also, now I'm in New York. And taking pictures of naked women for Penthouse.

WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON?!

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	laststarfighter 2008-08-23 08:34 pm UTC (link)
	Louis!! Holy Moly! Welcome to the madness, kid. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	hidetheporn 2008-08-23 08:35 pm UTC (link)
	Who the fuck are you? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	laststarfighter 2008-08-23 08:36 pm UTC (link)
	Louis Andrew Rogan... behave. It's Alex, your big brother. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	hidetheporn 2008-08-23 08:38 pm UTC (link)
	NO WAI! Where did your hair go? Where did you go? We were told you'd disappeared. . . there was a funeral and stuff. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	laststarfighter 2008-08-23 08:40 pm UTC (link)
	It's not the 80's anymore. There was an alternate universe, and a bar, and another alternate universe, and a starfighter command, and a small war, and several more alternate universes, and then here. I'm sorry. If I could have come back for you, I would have. Things got odd. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	hidetheporn 2008-08-23 08:43 pm UTC (link)
	. . . Okay, you need to a) buy me a drink, b) explain that all again, and c) invite me over so I can see how you're living. I was due to go train when I finished high school. I'm guessing that's out of the question now, right? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	laststarfighter 2008-08-23 08:44 pm UTC (link)
	Well, there, yeah, but I am building a ship, and I would be more than happy to train you in that. And you are welcome to a place here. Where are you? I can come and pick you up. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	hidetheporn 2008-08-23 08:48 pm UTC (link)
	Where did your reading comprehension go? New York. Penthouse mansion. Um, room 212, the African Veldt Room. The stoner behind the desk will show you where I am. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	laststarfighter 2008-08-23 08:49 pm UTC (link)
	Penthouse Mansion? Cool. I will be there in an hour. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	hidetheporn 2008-08-23 08:51 pm UTC (link)
	Cool, I'll be on break, so I'll meet you in the driveway. I'll see if Mr. Astrovik will let me go home early. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	laststarfighter 2008-08-23 08:52 pm UTC (link)
	See you soon. (Reply to this) (Parent)