I absolutely WOULD photograph the entire event! It all has to go into little Optimus' baby book. "Look, here's Daddy being silly..." And "Look, here's Daddy stubbing his thumb with the hammer..." And "Here's Daddy ripping the instructions to shreds..." oh, and don't forget, "Here's Daddy throwing the pieces out the window."
"And that, Optimus, is why you slept in our bed at first."