I'm going on ONE date with him and you act like it's the end of the world, daddy.
Pay attention to your own damn life for a change. You have to date mom first before any of us come along. I can handle myself. If he tries anything stupid, I'll deal with it.
But really, you need to lighten up. Stop being so grouchy all the time. Why the heck do you have anything to be grouchy about anyway? We're all three here, and so is mom, and so is uncle Skwis, so what's the big deal? RELAX. Jeez, it like you've gone off the deep end or what the fuck ever.