Thank God I finally got my ass back to civilization.
Someone wanna tell me why my mountain sank t'the ocean there for a few days? Th'Hell kinda place is this?
[[ooc: Jack had been farming in Italy (for Athos and Porthos, I think I remember?), when Europe sank into the ocean. I'm going to assume he didn't have a phone with him, since he's not used to them anyway, and he's just now getting back on the grid (other than perhaps a 'I'm not dead' call to Ennis, I'm guessing- unless you want to go for the dramatic). Needless to say, he's rather pissed.]]