You sure you haven't been makin' it with the natives? Because, someone must've struck you with some sorta drug. We may need to check for any sign of punctures. Maybe some sort of unhealthy antibiotic coursing through your system...
You are aware I'm Owen, right? It's a little hard to get Ianto and I confused. I mean, I'm much more appealing, and have the better arse, after all.