Quote Me a Quote
These are not just my favorite quotes, they also represent my six favorite characters. And, yes, Eric got two quotes. Be happy it wasn't like ten or something. :-P
Eric:
"Those were great pumps." "You surprise me, and that is a rare quality in a breather."
Talbot:
"Franklin's brains won't wash off the guest linens, I had to bury werewolves under the gazebo, and that Sookie bitch staked Lorena. I've had enough excitement, thank you."
Pam
"I don't know what it is about me that makes people think I want to hear their problems. Maybe I smile too much. Maybe I wear too much pink. But please remember I can rip your throat out if I need to. And also know that I am not a hooker. That was a long, long time ago."
Godric
"Spill no blood on your way out."
Lafayette
"'Scuse me. Who ordered the hamburger... with AIDS? ... Eat it! Bitch, you come into my house ,you gonna eat the food THE WAY I FUCKIN' MAKE IT! Do you understand me? Tip your waitress."
Jessica
"Is it my fault my fangs come out when I get turned on?"