Introduction Questions ====================== * Give a two or three word description of yourself. motherfucking AWESOME.
* Do you have any nicknames, street names, titles, nom de plume? shinjuku crocodile? akito calls me onii-chan and shit but that doesnt count
* What is your full birth name? kaito wanijima
* Where do you live? under the sea (holy shit im the little fucking mermaid)
* Why do you live there? because acumen is a dick
* What is your citizenship status? doesn't matter
* What is your most obvious blessing or strength? my height. that shit's fucking awesome cause i can literally look down on people.
* What do you perceive as your greatest strength? i'm pretty smart
* What is your most obvious flaw or weakness? none bitch
* What do you perceive as your greatest weakness? shut up
* Was there any event or cause of these weaknesses? no
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Physical Traits =============== * How old are you? 29
* What is your gender? male
* What is your species/race? human what the fuck
* How tall are you? 6'4"
* How much do you weigh? 145lbs
* What is your general body type, frame, bone structure, and poise? i dunno, i guess i can look lanky as fuck when i dont give a shit or im relaxing? i exercise and shit though so im sturdier than i look
* What is your skin colour? pale
* What is your hair colour? white. and it's NATURAL you dipshit
* What is your hair style? haha what hairstyle
* Do you have any facial hair? ew, no
* What is your eye colour? blue
* Does it change? no, what the fuck. my eyes aint a mood ring
* How attractive are you? on a scale of 1 to 10? 11+
* What is your most distinguishing feature? my eyes are pretty sharp. oh and my teeth are too
* Do you have any scars, tattoos, or birthmarks? little scars on like my legs and shit from when i was younger and used to get into all sorts of crap but nothing big
* If so, how did you acquire them? okay so like me and kakiya were doing this parkour shit, right? and we thought we were hot shit even though we'd only done it like three times and decided to be fucking geniuses and jump down from a high building ledge and i fucking missed and hit right below my left knee like riiiiiight against the edge of concrete and the scar's still there. 6 damn stitches.
* What do these distinguishing marks look like? ugh i should fucking start reading these ahead
* Do they have any special significance? no
* Where are they located? dumbass
* What is your handedness (left/right/ambidextrous)? right handed
* What is your hand size/description? manly man hands and i know how to use em
* Do you resemble some currently known person? no?
* Do you wear a uniform? never
* What kind of clothing do you wear? whatever i fucking feel like wearing
* What is your clothing's style or level of sophistication? comfort
* What size are you for various pieces of clothing? like 28 or 32 pants and small or medium shirts it depends
* Do you wear makeup? no
* Do you wear glasses/contacts? 20/20 vision bitch
* What sort of vocal tone do you have? ????
* Do you get sick? no
* Maybe you catch the flu twice a year and that's it? maybe once, but i get rid of that shit in like a week it's all good
* Or maybe you have a weak immune system and catch anything that goes around? no
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History ======= * Where is your homeland? japan
* What are its people like? like everyone else in the fucking world?
* Are you aware of its history? yeah
* Are you patriotic or a social outcast? i dont give a fuck
* What are your opinion of home? dont have any
* Where is your home town? tokyo
* What is your home town's name? redundant???
* What was the area like and how did it affect you? it was alright
* Did you witness any historical events? i met an angel, does that count?
* If so, how did that event impact you? changed my life
* Are your real reasons for becoming an adventurer different from what you tell others? who the fuck said i was an adventurer
* If so, how might such secrets be revealed? tch
* How far would you go to keep such secrets from being revealed? What would you do if the truth became known? these questions are stupid
* What do you fear would occur if the truth became known? like this one
* Do you have any particularly high or low ability scores? high i think
* If so, were these scores a result of your past? sure
* How have these scores affected your life so far? dont keep track of it
* Did they affect you in your chosen profession? the scores? no
* What about your race, growing up were you in the majority or a minority? majority
* How were you treated by other nearby races? haha i was on a lot of people's shit lists but i doubt race was an issue
* Were you persecuted for your race? no
* Did this impact your outlook in any way? n/a
* Did it affect your personality? no
* How do you feel about other races? irrelevant thing to care about
* Do you have any justification from your past experience for holding such views? no
* Were there any traumatic experiences in your early years (death of a family member, abandonment, orphaned at an early age)? none of those mentioned
* Briefly describe a defining moment in your childhood and how it influenced your life. my childhood was boring as shit
* What was childhood like for you? BORING AS SHIT HOLY FUCK stupid ass questions
* Was it calm and peaceful or turbulent and traumatic? it was a mix or some shit? i dunno, like any regular kid i guess
* Did you have any childhood friends? none where i'm at now
* If so, who and where are they now? home
* Are you still close to them or have you grown apart? we're tight
* What stupid things did you do when you were younger? that'd be a long fucking list
* Which toys from your childhood have you kept? none
* Why? What do they mean to you?
* If you didn't keep any, why not? because i grew up
* What did you do to them all? i think my old lady kept some and i burnt/exploded most of them
* Do you have any deep, dark secrets in the past that may come back to haunt you? no
* What conflicts might arise from your past? as of now? none. just got done dealing with one tho that was shitty.
* Are you who you claim to be? yeah
* Do you have any sort of criminal record? hahaha
* How do you view the heroes/legends of your country? i'm my own hero
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Family ====== * Who were your parents? a man and a woman smartass
* Were you raised by them? sure
* If not, then why didn't they and who did raise you? eh, practically raised myself and shit you know? i'm not good at following other people's rules
* What is your father's full name? tess tickle
* What is your mother's full name? miso horni
* What is your mother's maiden name? suck my dick i aint stupid and putting their shit out there publicly
* What did your parents and/or foster parents do for a living? old man worked at a law firm, the lady was a secretary 'till she got pregnant
* What was their standing in the community? who cares
* Did your family stay in one area or move around a lot? stay
* How did you get along with their parents? i didnt
* How would your parents describe you? Answer this in the voice of your mother, then in your father's. no
* Do you have any siblings? no
* If so how many and what were their names?
* What was your birth position in the family? first and only kid
* How did you get along with each of your siblings?
* What was your family life like? chill? stopped coming home at like 16 so it was whatever
* List all current knowledge of family locations, spouses, children, birth dates, schooling and any important incidents that only you and they might remember. uhhh shit
* Are any or all of your family still alive? direct ones
* If so, where are they now? home i'd imagine
* Do you stay in touch with them or have you become estranged? i dont
* Draw out your family tree, including living and dead relatives. dont feel like it
* Do you love or hate one member of the family in particular? dont give a shit
* Is any member of the family special to you in any way (perhaps, as a confidant, mentor, or arch-rival)? if we're counting family NOW then yeah gazelle is special
* Are there any black (or white) sheep in the family (including you)? baa baa black sheep right here
* If so, who are they and how did they "gain" the position? see above
* If this person is not you, then how do you feel about them?
* Do you have a notorious or celebrated ancestor? no
* If so, what did this person do to become famous or infamous?
* What do people assume about you once your ancestry is revealed?
* Do you try to live up to the reputation of your ancestor, try to live it down, or ignore it?
* Have you begun your own family? you could say that
* If not, do you ever want to have a family of your own someday? i already got what i need
* If so, with who or what type of person? with gazelle and daisy
* What type of person would be your ideal mate? gazelle
* What would you be willing to do to protect such a person? anything
* Is there anything you wouldn't do to protect such a person and if so what? no
* Would anything change your mind on this issue and if so, what? it wouldn't
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Relationships ============= * Do you have any close friends? i guess
* If so, who and what are they like? gazelle akira sakura conrad
* What is the history of their relationship(s) with you? ugh i dont wanna fucking ramble
* Do you currently have a best friend whom you would protect with your reputation or your life? yeah
* If so, who are they and what caused you to feel so close to them? What would have to happen for you to end this relationship? this question is fucking retarded cause nothing would end my relationship with gaze
* Do you have any bitter enemies? yeah
* If so, who are they, what are they like, and what is the history of their feud with you? fucking takeuchi twins
* Have you defeated them before? ugh
* How might these enemies seek to discomfit you in the future? by existing
* What valuable or important contacts do you have? if i told you i'd have to kill you
* How did you come to know them? see above
* Which person(s) or group(s) are you most loyal to? myself
* List any past serious relationships that you have had, and give a brief overview of the relationship(s). gaze's my first real relationship, all other chicks dont even come close and they lasted for like two weeks before they got fucking boring stupid and annoying
* How do you think others generally perceive you? ha not well
* If someone crossed your path, what would you do? nothing
* Who is your most trusted ally? your mom
* Who do you trust, in general? myself
* Who do you despise and why? takeuchis
* Name seven things you hate in others. stupidity, unwillingness to learn, babbling, screechy ass voices, mouth breathers, white knight qualities, twitchy fuckers
* Is your image consistent? yeah
* Do different people see you in similar ways? sorta
* Do you deliberately present yourself differently in different situations, and how? i dont feel like explaining but yeah
* What would you die for? gazelle
* Who would you go to extremes for? gazelle
* Who do you turn to when you're in trouble? myself, i can solve my own shit
* What is the worst thing someone has done to you? taking my girlfriend from me is pretty fucking bad
* What is your general reaction to an attractive member of the opposite sex who lets you know they are available? dont care, ive got someone
* How do you get along with others in the same field and/or work environment? professionally
* How can you be blackmailed, beaten, and tricked? im not a dumbass
* Have you lost any loves? once
* How did you handle the situation (short & long term)? it was shit shit shit. i was a fucking mess but i keep that shit in real quick. long, threw myself into my job
* Who would miss you should you go missing? gazelle
* Who might protect you? see above? or myself again i dunno, im tough
* Who might be convinced to sell you out? more people than anyone would like, probably
* How close are you to your friends? close enough
* What do they know about you? uh
* What do they not know about you? hm
* What do you know and not know about them? stupid
* Do you live with anyone (housemates, roommates, relatives, friends, near-strangers, family friend, spouse, boyfriend, girlfriend, lover)? girlfriend sorta wife djkgbser
* Are you a member of any special interest groups? cigarette aficionados
* What is your level of involvement? motherfucking PRO
* What is your current status with local law-enforcement? i'm law bitch tick tick
* Do you have a record of cooperation or non-cooperation with authorities? non
* Do you have a file with local, national or international law enforcement? all maybe
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Personality/Beliefs =================== * Do you, or did you, have any role models? me myself and i
* Do you have any heroes or idols, either contemporary or from legend? no
* If so, have you ever met them?
* Did you ever become disillusioned with former heroes or idols? If so, why and what were the circumstances?
* When did you decide to become an adventurer? what the fuck again with this question
* Why have you chosen to risk your life as a career? because i can
* What do you expect to get out of being an adventurer (satisfaction, glory, money, redemption, etc.)? What, if anything, would make you stop adventuring (death of a loved one, marriage, mutilation, money, position, old age, etc.)?
* Do you have any dreams or ambitions? no
* If not, why? dreams are for people that live in perfect little bubbles and haven't realized that life is a tough fucking cookie. ambitions are for people that have further to go up, but im already on top of the food chain
* How does adventuring fit into this dream, or does it at all?
* What are your short term goals (what would you like to be doing within a year)? be back home maybe
* What are your long term goals (what would you like to be doing twenty years from now)? definitely be home with gazelle and daisy and i'll have stopped aging after 30 so it's chill as fuck
* If these goals seem at odds with each other, or with your dreams, how do you reconcile the differences?
* How do you seek to fulfill these dreams, goals, & ambitions?
* Do you have any great rational or irrational fears or phobias? If so, what are the origins of, or reasons behind them? death
* What, if anything, would it take for you to be able to overcome this? it ain't something you just get over
* How do you react when this fear manifests itself? like i always do
* Are you willing to discuss, or even admit to, the situation? done it before
* What are your attitudes regarding material wealth? it's all just stuff
* Are you miserly with your share of the wealth, or do you spend it freely? doesnt matter, cause everything's free
* Are you greedy or generous? if i like you ill be generous. if i dont know you then you can be damn sure imma be a greedy bitch
* Do you see wealth as a mark of success, or just as a means to an end? both
* How do you generally treat others? however i feel like
* Do you trust easily (perhaps too easily) or not? i dont
* Are you introverted (shy and withdrawn) or extroverted (outgoing)? neither. i dont have a problem voicing my opinion or talking to people but i prefer not to
* Are you a humble soul or blusteringly proud? probably the second
* Do you act differently than you feel (concealing your true thoughts)? no
* What habits would you find most annoying in friends? preaching
* Is there any race, creed, alignment, religion, class, profession, political viewpoint, or the like against which you are strongly prejudiced, and why? no
* How do others typically react to you? they get mad for some reason. ill never know why.
* Why, in your opinion, do they act that way? because they've been coddled their whole fucking lives and need to grow tougher skin.
* What are your most annoying habits? smoking's kinda annoying.
* What is your favourite food? shio ramen and turkey sandwiches with mustard no crusts
* What is your favourite drink? orange juice and beer
* What is your favourite treat (desert)? gazelle's kisses
* Do you favour a particular cuisine? no
* Do you savor the tastes when eating or "wolf down" your food? savor
* Do you like food mild or heavily spiced? in between.
* Are there any specific foodstuffs that you find disgusting or refuse to eat? sprinkles
* Are you allergic to any food? no
* What are your favourite colour(s)? yellow (pink is good too)
* Is there any colour that you dislike? orange
* Do you have a favourite (or hated) song, type of music, or instrument? song, no. type of music, usually some hard rock or electric shit. instrument, drums.
* What is your favourite bard song? what
* If you have a favourite scent, what is it? strawberries
* What is your favourite type of animal? dogs
* Do you have an animal totem or affinity, and if so for what? no
* Is there a certain type of animal that you hate or fear? no
* Are you allergic to any kinds of animals? no
* Do you have any allergies? im allergic to dumbasses
* Is there anything that enrages you? everything
* Is there anything which embarrasses you? not really
* How do you react to being teased about it? i dont
* Do you enjoy "roughing it", or do you prefer your creature comforts? doesnt matter
* Do you believe in the gods? not really
* Do you have a patron deity? no
* Are you devout or impious?
* Do you actively worship and proselytize or do you simply pay lip service? neither
* What lengths would you go to defend your faith? none, since i dont practice that stuff
* Was your faith influenced or molded by anyone special?
* Do you belong to the orthodox church, or a fringe element thereof (and is the group accepted, frowned upon, or considered heretics)? no
* How has this impacted your faith and life?
* Is your church an accepted religion where you grew up or did it have to conduct its services in secret?
* How did this affect your faith and life?
* Have you ever been persecuted for your faith? no
* If so, when and how did you handle it?
* Can you kill? anyone can kill
* When did you decide (or learn) that you could? it's common sense
* What happened and how did you handle it? i havent done it yet but ive tried
* When do you consider it okay to kill (under what circumstances)? when i fucking say so
* When do you consider it wrong to kill (under what circumstances)? see above
* What would you do if someone else attempted to (or successfully did) kill under your "wrong" circumstances, what would be your reaction? kill them
* What if it were your enemy? kill them harder
* What if it were your friend? eh, depends
* What if it were an innocent? wouldnt be so innocent anymore
* What if the opponent were not in control of their own actions (under duress, charmed, dominated, possessed)? still did it
* What would you do if someone shot at (attacked) you? shoot back
* What would you do if something were stolen from you? dropkick a motherfucker
* What would you do if you were badly insulted publicly? fight fire with fire
* What would you do if a good friend or relative were killed by means other than natural death? revenge is a bitch
* What is the one task you would absolutely refuse to do? give up
* What do you consider to be the worst crime someone could commit and why? murder
* How do you feel about government (rulers) in general? i dont follow rules, i let the rules follow me
* Why do you feel that way? why not
* Do you support the current government of your homeland? it's real easy to get shit past them without a second glance ill tell you that much. all you gotta do is not be a complete idiot.
* If so, how far are you willing to go to defend the government? If not, do you actively oppose it? to be honest im not a big active follower of the government
* Do you belong to an anti-government organization? no, let's not go that far
* If so, describe the group and its aims.
* What form of government do you believe is the best (democracy, monarchy, anarchy, aristocratic rule, oligarchy, matriarchy) and why? democracy. unless i was sure to be the leader, in which case, anarchy.
* Have you ever been persecuted for their political stance? no
* If so, describe the occurrence and how it affected you?
* Are you a member of any non-religious group, cause, order, or organization? no
* If so describe it, its goals, and membership.
* How loyal are you to this group and why?
* How did you become a member?
* If you are a former member, did you leave voluntarily or involuntarily and why?
* Was it under good (amicable) conditions or bad?
* Are you being sought or hunted by the organization?
* If so, by whom and with what intent (to murder you, to force your return through blackmail or coercion, to spy on you and make sure you do not reveal any of the groups secrets)?
* Do you have any unusual habits or dominant personality traits that are evident to others? maybe?? you tell me
* If so, describe them and how you acquired them, as well as when they might be more noticeable and what causes them.
* How do you react if made fun of for any of these things? either knock em out or walk away
* Do you have any unusual or nervous mannerisms, such as when talking, thinking, afraid, under stress, or when embarrassed? i chain smoke when im stressed or get real pissed
* If so, are there any reasons behind them from your past? habit
* Do you have an unusual gait or accent? no
* If so, where did you acquire them?
* Are there any circumstances where they become more (or less) evident?
* How do you feel and react if made fun of for any of these things? dick smashing
* What is your favourite colour? what the fuck this question got repeated. yellow.
* What place would you most like to visit? dunno
* What annoys you the most? people
* What (if any) are your favourite forms of art? is creative sex an art
* What is your most treasured possession? my beads
* What things could you not live without? gazelle
* Do you have a good luck charm? no
* If your life were to end in 24 hours, what 5 things would you do in those remaining hours? well shit i'd probably write a will or something, maybe a few notes. but that would only take like 30 mins and i'd spend the rest with gazelle
* Do you have a "Black-and-White" view of reality or can you see shades of grey? black and white
* Do you prefer to tear down or build up? tear down
* Are you deliberate or spontaneous? both
* Do you prefer the town or the country? doesnt matter to me
* If made to decide, would you rather be deaf or blind? Why? deaf. at least if i can see i can get around and perfect my lip-reading
* How do you feel about magic, myth, and the supernatural? complete bullshit, but it's real cute when gazelle believes in it
* Do you remember your dreams? sometimes
* Describe a typical dream you might have. no
* Describe your worst nightmares. also no
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Career/Training =============== * Where and how were you educated? tokyo university biiiiitch
* Who trained you in your class or job? instructors?
* What was your relationship with your teacher(s)/mentor(s)? fine
* How did you happen across this teacher or mentor? what the fuck
* Was your mentor kind, stern, cruel, indifferent? decent
* Is this person or institution still in existence? yeah
* Were you forced into your profession by parents or peers? no
* Did circumstances dictate your choice of profession? yeah
* Were you a prize student or did you just barely pass? top of my class
* Look at your skills. How did you acquire them (especially the unusual ones)? practice
* Have you ever done anything else for a living? lots of shit
* How do you function in combat (maneuvers, weaknesses)? fine enough
* How would you best be defeated? hell if i know
* Have you ever received any awards or honours? in uni yeah i got a couple. they went right to the garbage can
* What have you done that was considered "outstanding" in your occupation by others in your field? i guess so
* What are your long-term goals in work? seeing as how im currently unemployed, doesnt matter
* Describe any traumatic experiences in your present occupation that has affected you deeply in some way. no
* How do your relatives and friends view your present occupation? ask them
* Is there anything that you don't currently know how to do that you wish you could? i'd say tie a cherry stem with my tongue cause that's cliche but i can already do that
* Are you envious of others who can do such things in a good-natured way or are you sullen and morose about it?
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Lifestyle/Hobbies ================= * What is your normal daily routine? wake up, kiss gazelle/morning sex, walk daisy, get breakfast, read or watch tv, kiss gazelle some more/lunch time sex, do mundane shit, shower, bed time sex, sleep. few changes here and there but you get the picture.
* How do you feel and react when this routine is interrupted for some reason? doesnt matter
* What are your hobbies when you are not adventuring or training? skateboarding? smoking?
* What would you do if you had insomnia and had to find something to do to amuse yourself? i guess gazelle's staying up all night with me huh
* What do you do for relaxation? What things do you do for enjoyment? What interests do you have? hot baths are relaxing. enjoyment, it varies. same with interests.
* How do you normally dress when not in your regular clothes? usually dont? if i'm not leaving the apartment then i ain't getting fucking dressed, so just my boxers or some sweatpants
* Do you like to dress up or down to relax? down
* Do you have a look or style? If so, describe it. no
* What do you normally wear in bed at home? nothing
* Do you wear any identifiable jewelry? belly ring
* Where do you normally put your weapons, magic items, or other valuables when you are sleeping?
* What morning or evening routines do you normally have? already asked douchebag
* Do these change when you are adventuring?
* What pastime (that you participate in regularly) gives you the most enjoyment? stupid
* What pastime (that you participate in regularly) gives you the least enjoyment? questions
* Do you read the newspaper? no
* If so, which sections and how often?
* Travel: how do you get around locally? i walk
* What is your idea of a good evening's entertainment? lots of things, doesnt matter
* Do you get seasick, airsick, motion sick (auto or animal)? no
* Do you like riding animals? no
* Any fears in traveling? no
* What sorts of general belongings or equipment do you take when traveling? where the fuck am i travelling to? these questions think i'm fucking climbing everest here
* What are your hangout places? home or the bar or library
* Do you go to a bar after work? what work?
* Do you play pool? no
* Do you go dancing? Who goes with you? ha, no
* What do you read? Scientific textbooks, historical novels, myths and legends, maps, cookbooks, romances, news magazines, science fiction, fantasy, horror, the newspaper, short stories? non fiction and cookbooks mainly. basically anything except fantasy though unless i'm reading it to someone
* What music do you like? hard rock, electric
* Do you have a favourite artist, band or bard? no
* Will you listen to or sing the same songs over and over, or does it drive you nuts when people do that? no, yes.
* How do you exercise? Work out at the gym, walk in the morning, run marathons, play sports, couch potato? i walk, sometimes run in the really early hours but probably wont be much anymore cause i like holding my girl and she doesn't wake up till like almost noon
* Where do you live? in a globe
* Do you rent or own? own i guess
* Apartment, house or castle? apartment
* How close are the neighbors? not at all
* Is it a good neighborhood? it's quiet mostly
* Which floor are you on? 3rd
* Do you have a lawn? a public one
* What about a flower garden? same
* Does your house have an attic or basement? no
* What does your furniture look like? like furniture
* Do you buy antiques? no
* What are your walls covered with? Wallpaper, art, photos? paint
* What sorts of curtains do you have? Frilly lacy ones, Venetian blinds, pull-down shades? venetian blinds
* Do you keep your house clean? no
* Is it dusty? no, just messy
* Is the bathtub moldy or coated in rust? ew, no
* Do you clean it yourself? no
* What do your desk or workspace look like? Small and cramped, huge and expansive, covered in drifts of books and papers?, neatly ordered and clean? dont have one
* Can you find what you're looking for when you need it? usually
* What colour are your sheets? blue with white stripes
* Satin or cotton? cotton
* Patterned with flowers, or covered with pictures of toy robots? neither
* What sorts of food do you eat? the good kind
* Do you cook your own dinners? sometimes
* Are you a good cook, a gourmet, or a terrible cook? im pretty good
* Do you eat out? haha damn right, i love eating out. (if you dont get the joke youre probably too fucking young, get out)
* Are you on a diet? no
* Where do you vacation, and how often? ugh
* Do you have any pets? daisy
* Do you keep a calendar or address book? no
* Where do you keep it?
* Do you have a Will? no
* What does it say?
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Miscellaneous ============= * What would you like to be remembered for after your death? everything
* What kind of threat do you present to the public? none
* If your features were to be destroyed beyond recognition, is there any other way of identifying your body? well shit, that's depressing