Bungs
Well, Ms Bungs, this is most assuredly very enlightening information. It's absolutely of national interest, of course. I thank you for bringing it to my attention.
Should you ever feel the need to divulge any other such information you feel the public ought to have a right to know, know that you may always safely use me as a valuable outlet. I know we both have a vested interest in keep the public safe, but informed.