darththalia (darththalia) wrote in tpm_flashback, @ 2004-08-21 00:35:00 |
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Original poster: capra_maritimus
Title: Porn
Author: Boots and Jade
Rating: NC-17
Pairing: Q/O, V/O
Warnings: Very graphic sex, with very bad language and really silly porn-talk :)
Author's e-mail, web site and/or LJ id: unknown
Link to story: http://www.masterapprentice.org/arc
Reasons for recommending:
Quite simply, this story makes me laugh out loud. A lot. :D There's just something ridiculously blasphemous about having Jedi spout badly written porn dialogue, and this fic has it in spades. The references to 12"(!) cocks, 'man meat', 'jizz', and come shots had me howling with laughter the first time I read this. Still cracks me up.
If 'true schmoop' is what you're looking for, this is not it. XD
Quote from story:
I felt my big master's hand heating up the firm, tight globes of my luscious ass. I clenched them a bit and his baby blues lit up with interest. Oh yeah, big man, you'll be getting *there* soon! I was so happy that he was groping me that I almost forgot how hard my throbbing meat was becoming!
"And I like watching you, it turns me on." I said, my voice real low. I boldly looked at his huge rod. I watched as he shook off the last drops of urine from his leaking dickhead and then turned to me. I stopped looking at his lightsaber to see him staring at mine.
"See anything you like, Maaaster?" I let go of my throbbing prick so he could get a good eyeful. I stood there, waiting, with my back against the wall, between two urinals. Like the boyish slut he knew I was.
He licked his luscious, hairy lips and nodded his head. I gasped when he grabbed hold of me and shoved his tongue down my throat. Eagerly, I kissed him back. Finally, Master was going to be giving me the "training" I so wanted! I thrust my eager boy body against him, but he stopped the sexy, sloppy kiss to look again at my 9 full inches of hard flesh. I returned the gaze, staring at his big, meaty rod. I licked my lips, waiting for him to take control again.
"Oh, Padawan! I've been wanting to suck you off all night!" I gasped as he went straight down to his knees. Finally, we were not only going to follow the will of the force, but the will of our cocks!