Oh he's not a legend. His name is Olaf, I dated him and he cheated on me so I turned him into a troll. He's much bigger than the dolls and definitely angrier.
Oh stop being sulky. There are worse places to be sent than this. Imagine if you will a world of shrimp. Or a world with nothing but shrimp. Those exist as much as anything else your mind can think of. This is a world where our stories are entertainment.
...I still can't believe broody mc stupid hair got his own spinoff and I was viciously killed to protect a nerd