"No, but it's not that far off from the way it looks." Napoleon was just glad that Illya found the humor in his teasing and didn't take him seriously. No one wanted to be on the bad side of Illya Kuryakin, not unless they were looking to be thrown through a wall.
"I mean, if the wall was a good conversationalist and could love me back the way it should, I see nothing wrong with that." He was thankful that Illya had chosen to let his attraction to him go as a joke, as nothing more than Napoleon being Napoleon, than anything else