Waterways tour shenanigans
What? Try standing up? What? She could barely hear Lucifer over the rushing sound in her ears of panic and impending death and would she end up at the Maker's Bosom this time?
She definitely couldn't swim, she'd never had to learn and if it were up to her she'd never even be on a ship, unless Isabela was dragging her somewhere. Or she desperately had to travel. "DRAGON!" She shouted again, as if shouting the word would turn her into one. Then she could just fly away from all of this.
Of course she didn't, and then Lucifer came swimming over to her like some dashing devilish hero, and... then the water wasn't that deep at all and she wanted to die. "If I close my eyes right now do you think you could pretend that you aren't here and this didn't just happen?"