Augustus shrugged at her logic, "Or, all those women out there who secretly want a bloke to defend them and fight for them are swooning over McLaggen and his brutish ways right now. You can't always be a puff, it gets bland, this adds dimension to his character in a vastly romantic manor." When she nearly spit out her whiskey, he couldn't help the bright, big smile that split his face. She was so 'cool', to see her spluttering warmed his tiny, grouchy little stone heart.
"So two celebrities who are both afraid of having a public relationship come onto Wiz-Vision, happen to hit it off, and don't go for it because of their fears, despite the situation they willingly put themselves in." He nodded, "Sounds like a fascinating character study." He chuckled again, this time to himself. "Yeah, Cinead is a handsome young jerk, isn't he? I feel like he's the sort who could just come and keep his mouth shut, smile and nod, and still end up here on the last." Men who were that handsome tended to piss Augustus off on principle.