MEME Challenge - Ari/James jamesownsit So rumor has it that you've been walking around this school, brooding all over the place and acting like you own it.
kissmywingspan No sorry, you got me confused with your wife But which wife, that's the question
jamesownsit That's my niche. And you are to cease and desist immediately. And it's probably the tall one. The short one won't stop smiling.
kissmywingspan Cease and desist? You couldn't sound more gay if you had both their cocks stuffed in your mouth when you said it
jamesownsit Oh but I could. I could have your wings when I said it.
kissmywingspan If they came off me directly, it might help you to look less like a fag actually. Shitty as they are they still have less of a vagina than you
jamesownsit But more of one than your mother, I get it.
kissmywingspan You couldn't possibly have more vagina than my mother, she's one huge cunt. You know, like your wife
jamesownsit Which one?
kissmywingspan Take your pick
jamesownsit I always do.
kissmywingspan Oh, can you do me a solid? Spend less money on that shitty hair gel you use for your queer little coif, and get your pancake tits sister a boob job
jamesownsit If I was going to save up money for anything it'd be to get you that penis enlargement you desperately need so you can stop putting the male species to shame.
kissmywingspan You would kill to suck my piece, faggot
jamesownsit If i could find it, you're probably right.
kissmywingspan My cock is bigger than your little boyfriend, and thicker
jamesownsit And you're just dying for me to ask you to prove it, aren't you?
kissmywingspan I wouldn't show you my dick for all the coke in columbia
jamesownsit No, you'd settle for all the crack in your momma's pipe.
kissmywingspan Better than the crusty, dripping crack of some stretched out faggot
jamesownsit Your fascination with faggotry is slightly unhealthy. Anyone ever tell you that?
kissmywingspan Only the homos I try not to talk to
jamesownsit Oh, because you're mouth's too busy sucking dick to talk?
kissmywingspan I don't know why you keep thinking I'm your whore wife, I mean maybe because we're both tall, but you really need glasses or something old man. It's pitiful
jamesownsit Contrary to what you've heard, I only fuck men who look like they're underage boys, not actual underage boys, so I really wish you'd stay off my jock.
kissmywingspan Stay off my jock? Shit, you just fall out of prep school? And 2002?
jamesownsit Shit, were you even a nut stain in your mother's underwear then?
kissmywingspan I dunno, did you notice me while you were busy gobbling her cunt?
jamesownsit I was too busy trying to weed out the crabs to pay attention.
kissmywingspan Oh, so you were at your summer job then?
jamesownsit I was filling in for you.
kissmywingspan I thought I was still a nut stain... that's some work ethic I got
jamesownsit Must have inherited that from your mother too. That woman was a rock, honestly. No matter how bruised her knees were or how sore her jaw was, she never passed on the opportunity to earn a few dollars by sucking trucker cock.
kissmywingspan Even with her asshole raw and bleeding, she kept on fucking. You know, when your mom was too busy to service the troops
jamesownsit My mother probably did service the troops.
kissmywingspan What a disgusting, scabies-laden patriot.
jamesownsit Gave new meaning to saluting the flag.
kissmywingspan Also "land of the free"
jamesownsit Ha! Good one. 21-gun salute?
kissmywingspan Red, white and blew your load
jamesownsit What'd the soldier end up with after he fucked your mother while she was on her rag?
kissmywingspan Shit, I know this one... ugh tell me
jamesownsit a rusty gun
kissmywingspan Cute
jamesownsit I know I am, but I'm always appreciative of compliments.
kissmywingspan Ugh. Ruin the moment, faggot
jamesownsit is available jamesownsit Us fags are good at that. Right when you think you can trust us, surprise! Butt sex!
kissmywingspan I know. A pain I know all too well. There was a gym teacher...
jamesownsit Damn. You mean I can't forcefully take that sweet ass cherry of yours?
kissmywingspan I will stab you in the throat with a rusty fork.
jamesownsit You really know how to turn me on.
kissmywingspan Well, you are a huge fucking vagina. I guess I could hit that.
jamesownsit Great! I better go schedule a wax.
kissmywingspan Your nasty back?
jamesownsit Hairy asscrack, but close.
kissmywingspan I just threw up a little. I know, I know, more sweet talk for you,
jamesownsit No, generally I'm no appreciative of a man without a gag reflex. Like my wife, I know.
kissmywingspan I wasn't gonna go there. That might imply your wife is a real man.
jamesownsit Which one?
kissmywingspan Hm. Well one looks like a faggy goth chick, and one looks like a huge fat tranny so.... I'm gonna have to vote None of the Above
jamesownsit is available jamesownsit Faggy goth trannies are my thing. You busy later?
kissmywingspan Mm tempting, but if I'm gonna fuck a chick with a dick she needs some tits on her. Hey speaking of, you sister's single right?
jamesownsit The same one you said needed some fake tits earlier?
kissmywingspan Little tits are better than no tits. Unless you got another sister...
jamesownsit Not that I know of, but my mother was a bit of a whore. And I'm fairly certain I have bigger tits than rocky does.
kissmywingspan Couldn't say, never looked at yours
jamesownsit I'll send you a snapshot.
kissmywingspan Excuse me, I need a bucket to barf in
jamesownsit I've come to a conclusion.
kissmywingspan Is it that you're a fucking tool? Everyone else knew a long time ago
jamesownsit No, that this is pointless and we're only going around in circles because apparently neither of us really care enough to get offended by whatever the other has to say.
kissmywingspan True.
jamesownsit Good show.
kissmywingspan When I think of America, I'll think of your mom.
jamesownsit And when I think of crabs, I'll think of yours.