Craziness.
I'm half tired, half bored and that never is a good sign. Well, maybe, because that means crack for all of you around the place. So let me put on my drabble hat and write you things that are weird, or just... interesting. Give me prompts and I'll try to write more.
"I know," said Nathaniel, his brow furrowing as the seriousness of the situation hit him. "My feet are intimately attracted to this carpet. I should have known that they would have impregnated it." Foot carpet spawn. It was a nightmare, but at least their toes would always be warm.
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Jacob had made it official and proposed to a cup of Jell-O. It was so elated, it jiggled with tears. Jacob emitted another liquid later that night. Twice.
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Tad peeked over his sunglasses, his bling rattling. "'Sup," he said. "I got more bitches than you now, Lamp Man. Never underestimate my earth rocking skillz again."