Well, it took NINE FUCKING HOURS... but the repair man finally came and fixed my TV/internet. Guess what was wrong? MY CATS CHEWED THROUGH A WIRE! Apparently, it was them punishing me for going away for a week and a half. Little bastards are lucky I don't drag their asses to the pound!
Anyway, I'm back online, with barely enough time to play a bit before going to work once again this weekend. Bleh.