Characters: Richard the Barman and anyone who comes to visit Locale: The Oyster Catcher, Polzeath Date: October 31, 2003 Open? To everyone! Warnings? None
It was lucky he enjoyed the whole Halloween thing, Richard had decided. Fancy dress was not everyone's cup of tea, there were plenty of people he knew who left it to the Americans and went binging on Guy Fawkes instead. Richard figured both were perfectly acceptable, and reasons for good tips at work, no matter that it meant dealing with a few more drunks than he'd like. Not to mention the excuse for birds to dress like slags and not be thought ill of.
"What can I get for you there, love?" he asked, as the second Amy Winehouse leaned her way up to the bar, tits precariously close to the top of her dress.