You know what sucks? A heatwave when you have a few hundred volts of electricity under your skin all the time. I thought London was supposed to be cold and raining, isn't that what the media always says? Not made of all the heat and this damn humidity on top of that. And why does this country fail when it comes to air-conditioning? Most places don't even seem to have it at all! My head is pounding and I kinda need to get my body temperature down pretty much now before I make all the electrics short out.
[FILTERED TO LINDSEY]
I am so uncomfortable right now, distract me?
[FILTERED TO ELSA]
Don't suppose there's anything you can do, is there?